Looks like you blew a seal…
Declan Chellar September 21st, 2009
There’s a joke which goes something like this…
A penguin is driving his car one day when it breaks down. He calls the recovery service and while the mechanic is taking a look, the penguin decides to go for an ice-cream, as it is a very hot day.
Of course, not having opposable thumbs, the penguin gets ice-cream all over his beak, but he is used to that. Once he has finished, he walks back to the car. The mechanic looks up and says: “Looks like you blew a seal.”
“Nah,” says the penguin, “it’s just vanilla ice cream.”
Now read this.
The silly goose. He should have made like a walrus and gone to a tupperware party!