Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

July 9th, 2008

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Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

Usually my “Funny Headlines” category is for headlines that could be interpreted in a funny way.

But there is no pun in this headline, she really did find a bat in her bra, but only after she got to work.

I bet the bat felt a right tit!

5 Responses to “Teenager finds bat asleep in bra”

  1. Geri Atricon 09 Jul 2008 at

    How on earth do you not notice a bat in your bra?!
    She certainly wasn’t abreast of the times was she… The poor animal must have thought it had been booby-trapped!!

  2. Declan Chellaron 09 Jul 2008 at

    Oooh, that confirms it, Geri…
    … you are definitely far worse than me!:)

  3. Geri Atricon 09 Jul 2008 at

    I know – probably shouldn’t milk it anymore…

    Ok, ok, I’m off – I promise not to come back on this one!

  4. Declan Chellaron 09 Jul 2008 at

    If you do, I’ll have to give you a booby prize. :)

  5. Declan Chellaron 09 Jul 2008 at

    I’m very disappointed nobody came up with “I bet the chiroptera felt a right tit too!”

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