American inches

April 6th, 2008


I’m in the USA at the moment and I bought a new belt yesterday. For the first time in my life I had to buy a 36″ belt.

I am drawn to the inevitable conclusion that American inches are shorter than Imperial inches. Otherwise how could they fit 36 of them onto a belt that goes round my waist?

In my defence I had just eaten a pizza.

6 Responses to “American inches”

  1. Rowan Manahanon 07 Apr 2008 at

    Are you saying I’m fat?

  2. Declan Chellaron 07 Apr 2008 at

    Let’s just say Garfield likes to stand beside you. For that matter, so do I.

  3. Paraic Hegartyon 08 Apr 2008 at

    Garfield likes to stand behind me…

  4. Muufmannon 09 Apr 2008 at

    I think Garfield is under m left cheek

  5. Declan Chellaron 09 Apr 2008 at

    YOU ATE GARFIELD???

  6. Muufmannon 10 Apr 2008 at

    sat on… couldnt manage a whole Garfield n one meal

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