Musing #48
Declan Chellar July 29th, 2010
Men don’t bat an eyelid when another man gets his willy out in a public toilet, but when he does it at bar, they freak out. Double standards.
Archive for July, 2010
To shave a monkey
Declan Chellar July 28th, 2010
To shave a monkey
Concept: any effort put into producing an unconvincing fake is wasted effort.
It takes a lot of effort to shave a monkey because they don’t like it and they are very nimble. The result, even with a perfect shave, is clearly not a man, so the effort is wasted. Analogous to “polish a turd”.
Let’s not waste any more time on that project – we’re just shaving a monkey.
Dear God…
Declan Chellar July 5th, 2010
After observing several religions over the course of time I have concluded that you, the alleged all powerful and ever-living creator of the universe, care mostly about:
- What gender one is
- What type of hat one wears
- How one trims one’s beard (or not)
- How long one’s hair is
- One’s tailor
- What one eats
- What one does not eat
- How one kills what one eats
- What day of the week it is
- What arbitrarily-boundaried country one was born in
- How many buildings one erects
- What style of building one erects
- How fancy the paintings are in the buildings one erects
- How much skin one has on one’s penis
- Whether one’s mother was the same religion as one
However, to judge by the actions of your followers, you care less about:
- Whether or not one kills other people
- Whether or not one causes other people to starve
- Whether or not one subjects other people to the tyranny of one’s views
- Whether or not one molests children
- Whether or not one abuses the planet which has been around for billions of years, yet on which one exists for less than one hundred years