The Western Plot
Declan Chellar November 29th, 2007
A British teacher in Sudan has been arrested and charged with “insulting religion, inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs”, according to an article on the BBC News website. It seems she allowed her students to name a toy bear “Mohammed”.
The article goes on to say that Sudanese clerics have said her actions are part of a “Western plot against Islam”.
Let’s look at that again… the West (I guess that’s me and probably you) is trying to bring Islam crashing to the ground by sending middle-aged women over to Sudan to name toys inappropriately.
I imagine the West’s Annual General Meeting…
Chairman of the West:
So for our plan to bring down Islam, we have 307,000,000 votes for carpet bombing key Islamic cities and 541,000,000 votes for using the USA’s Gay Bomb. But the clear winner with 729,000,000 votes is sending middle-aged women to Islamic countries to name all the teddy bears “Mohammed”. There was one absention.
Honorary Secretary of the West:
Unleash the middle aged women!
<CHEERS ALL OVER THE WEST>
It’s clear that Islam is actually profoundly embarrassed by this situation and the Muslim Council of Great Britain has issued a statement condemning the arrest.
It must be a very frightening experience for Gillian Gibbons but my basic advice would be not to go working in countries run by genocidal nutters.