Archive for the 'Musings' Category

Musing #51

June 13th, 2011

When people type “LOL”, are they actually laughing out loud, or is it just another overused , meaningless expression like “awesome”?

I’m fairly certain people rarely roll on the floor when they laugh. I have seen it a couple of times, and done it a couple of times myself, but I cannot imagine that it is actually as common as the frequency of the expression “ROFL” would suggest.

However, I would love to see the keyboard that allows you to type “ROFL” while actually ROFLing.

Musing #50

April 17th, 2011

 
Are ninjas banned in France?

French police arresting a dangerous ninja yesterday

Musing #49

February 12th, 2011

Tolerate the tolerant.

Musing #48

July 29th, 2010

Men don’t bat an eyelid when another man gets his willy out in a public toilet, but when he does it at bar, they freak out. Double standards.

Musing #47

March 12th, 2010

Destiny is forged by our actions.

Musing #46

January 9th, 2010

Thinking something different to me should be encouraged, not criminalised.

Musing #45

January 4th, 2010

In the Kingdom of the Faithful, the blindest man is king and the one-eyed man is a heretic.

Musing #44

September 6th, 2009

I reckon the only reason the Irish didn’t invent reggae is that we had whiskey instead of ghanja.

Musing #43

June 15th, 2009

I don’t trust evangelists. No matter what they are selling, they all want the same thing. They want you to stop thinking for yourself and think the way they do instead. They are small, insecure people. I am not.

Musing #42

April 29th, 2009

Genius is wasted without the balls to implement it!


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