How do you make sausages?

Wrong answer!

We don’t care.

That is, presenting Yoda Rowan Manahan (to whom I am a mere presenting padawan) and I don’t care.

Rowan explains why in an excellent post titled “I don’t care how you make the sausages“.

“Hhhmm… Bullet points…. Harrumph… Generic graphics… A presenting Jedi seeks not these things.”

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Team Leader / Manager /Business Analyst

At the bottom of the page it listed the required skills:

C#/.NET, Documentation, Application Design

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To name and to shame?

I have little time and less respect for lazy recruitment agencies.

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Do you even know what a BA does?

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My tensions are flaring

More spoutings from semi-literate journalists.

Coalition tensions flare over immigration

People at Reuters: tempers flare, tensions build.

Seriously, how hard is it for professional journalists to write well?

What do you infer from this?

Journalists:

‘Infer’ is to ‘Hear’ as ‘Imply’ is to ‘Say’.

“With the logo changed to infer that the website was founded in 1911…” The Telegraph

You do not infer anything by what you say or write, you imply it. It is up to the listener or the reader to make their own inference.

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LinkedIn rudeness

Why do people send contact requests on LinkedIn without the courtesy of a personal message?

If you don’t know me, why would you not introduce yourself?

If you know me, why would you not include a personal message?

If you knew me years ago, why would you not take a moment to remind me?

Sending […]

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Son of The Curse of the Blackberry

The Blackberry is supposedly a great communications tool of the 21st century.

The truth is that it is not a communications tool. It is a distraction device. This device is the solution that to allows us to receive our emails wherever we are, whenever we are. But what was the need that required this solution? […]